1. I'm hungover today due to the number 69.
2. I have a multi-colored array of condoms in the trunk of my car, this still after I tried to pawn one off to a tranny and some inner-city youths.
3. I need to brush up on my Spanish.
4. Mr. Sushi closes at 11pm and so does every other venue Downtown that serves food.
5. I woke up without pants, but did manage to still be wearing a shirt with BINGO written on it.
6. Bella doesn't like me when I drink.
7. I have 64 pennies in my purse, but my drivers license has disappeared.
8. 2010 taxes will include a donation to Planned Parenthood.
9. My alter-ego is Nancy from Weeds.
10. We were two CTers short, but we still managed to live it up BINGO style.
-Lauren aka Nancy Botwin
"Yes, this is actually totally NORMAL. We are ALL normal."
